What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

What sparked your interest in books and how did you develop a love for them? What are the advantages and disadvantages of being an avid reader?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Amazon Draws Whole Foods Closer in Grocery Unit Reorganization - Bloomberg

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Prince William’s friend Sunjay Kapur dead at 53 after swallowing bee during polo match - Page Six

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

How and why do cats purr? Scientists finally found the answers - Earth.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can this nasal spray slow down Alzheimer's? One couple is helping scientists find out : Shots - Health News - NPR

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Why are French people known for having affairs?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

What I’m hearing about Cavs draft pick Tyrese Proctor – Terry Pluto - Cleveland.com

No go.

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thunder-Pacers: 5 takeaways as Shai Gilgeous-Alexander carries OKC to victory in Game 4 - NBA

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Not just genes: After 17 years of study, scientist discovers just 1 lifestyle change that could easily ad - Times of India

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Healthy aging: Eating more berries, flavanoids may be key - Medical News Today